Kids are Quick!

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth lett er of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher


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Awesome SunSet!!

These are pics of the sunset the time it rained for four days, there was a rain bow but I couldn't find it. Any way these are pictures of that! Enjoy!!

Illusion I made!!

What do you see here? Just an ordinary girl with a headband, right? Wrong! Flip it over and it becomes and old man!! Pretty cool huh?

Poems

I like poetry! Its fun when you wright your own to! Her is a poem that I wrote, its a limerick, those are the most fun to wright.

The Batter
The Batter walked up with his bat.
Perched on his head was a hat.
He swung at the ball,
Missed! The pitcher was tall!
And that's all I know about that!

And here is another one I wrote:
Darkness
Darkness is not necessarily bad,
at times it can make you quite glad,
to be hidden from you seekers,
in a simple game of tag!

And another I wrote:
Peace
Peace is what we wish for,
Peace is what we want!
I do not understand why we do not have it any way!
It's like a dream that's never reached. ,
War is constantly being breached!
Yet do not underestimate Love,
For that is why we have some peace,
Peace of mind
and peace in sleep.

Hope you like 'em'!! =D

This picture I did not take, its pretty cool, though it gives me a big empty feeling!
Enjoy!

Sand Piper Birds

These are so cute little sandpiper birds, I took pictures of them before at the beach and then cropped it so you can see them better, aren't they CUTE!!??!!??

Happy New Year!!

Happy New Year!! Sorry I didn't get to say Merry Christmas but my computer was internet-less and I was at my Garandother's house, =/ Oh well!!!