Monday, March 16, 2009
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
Happy Saint Patrick's Day everybody!! Well sorta, tomorrow is, but by the time you get to reading this it will already be St. Pat's day, so oh well!! Don't forget to wear green or people will pinch you! And you know that is REALLY annoying! Any way enjoy St. Pat's Day as best you can!!
Friday, February 27, 2009
Kids are Quick!
Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth lett er of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth lett er of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Saturday, February 21, 2009
Awesome SunSet!!
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Illusion I made!!
Friday, January 30, 2009
Poems
I like poetry! Its fun when you wright your own to! Her is a poem that I wrote, its a limerick, those are the most fun to wright.
The Batter
The Batter walked up with his bat.
Perched on his head was a hat.
He swung at the ball,
Missed! The pitcher was tall!
And that's all I know about that!
And here is another one I wrote:
Darkness
Darkness is not necessarily bad,
at times it can make you quite glad,
to be hidden from you seekers,
in a simple game of tag!
And another I wrote:
Peace
Peace is what we wish for,
Peace is what we want!
I do not understand why we do not have it any way!
It's like a dream that's never reached. ,
War is constantly being breached!
Yet do not underestimate Love,
For that is why we have some peace,
Peace of mind
and peace in sleep.
Hope you like 'em'!! =D
The Batter
The Batter walked up with his bat.
Perched on his head was a hat.
He swung at the ball,
Missed! The pitcher was tall!
And that's all I know about that!
And here is another one I wrote:
Darkness
Darkness is not necessarily bad,
at times it can make you quite glad,
to be hidden from you seekers,
in a simple game of tag!
And another I wrote:
Peace
Peace is what we wish for,
Peace is what we want!
I do not understand why we do not have it any way!
It's like a dream that's never reached. ,
War is constantly being breached!
Yet do not underestimate Love,
For that is why we have some peace,
Peace of mind
and peace in sleep.
Hope you like 'em'!! =D
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Sand Piper Birds
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